Aries

Aries March 21- April 20

 Depicted by the ram, a symbol of male fertility, aggression, and courage. Aries is the first zodiac sign and quite a handful. The tarot that represents Aries is The Emperor. Aries is a fire sign. Everything about this sign denotes strength and a lot of stubbornness. 
Sexually the Aries woman is adventurous and usually takes the reigns. Let her.

 Sexually the Aries man is needs it all the time. Seriously. So if you have a "headache" better make it believable or his ego will be shattered.

 Basically if you are an Aries you are strong willed, a born leader, and take no crap from anyone. The best friend a person can have or the worst enemy. Also you need lots and lots of sex. 

 You know what I picture? A woman that is bat $h!t crazy and an oversexed frat boy ramming each other.  

 ha ha ha, see what I did there?



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