A Wicked Life

Scorpio ~ The Scorpion October 24 ~ November 22 The tarot card associated with Scorpio is the Death card. No need for fret. The Death card is not as bad as it may seem. Scorpios are the most sexual of the Zodiac signs. It is a geeky rumor that most serial killers and sociopaths are Scorpios. I know a few and although I'm sure they are capable of slicing and dicing, they are really kind and generous individuals. Just don't piss them off. Scorpio Female ~ Hell hath no fury than a Scorpio woman scorned. Fortunately she is rarely scorned. Play her like a game and she will leave you like a joke. In the meantime she will set your sheets on fire. Figuratively or literally, your choice. Scorpio Male ~ Love sex! They are adventurous and will try anything once. They are also jealous. So... make sure if you are dating a Scorpio do not even think about looking at anything or anyone other than them.

Pisces ~ The Fish February 19 - March 20 The element for Pisces is water. The tarot card associated with Pisces is The Moon Female Pisces are laid back and give the illusion that they will tolerate anything. Don't take a Piscean woman for granted. You may think she has no boundaries but she will only put up with so much before she blows up. Piscean women are devoted friends and lovers. One of the more sincere of the Zodiacs. There is more to them than meets the eye and they are prone to trailing off in thought. Male Pisces are very romantic and tend to be on the shy side. This shyness is sometimes confused with lack of back bone but the Piscean male has plenty of that and more. Like the Female Pisces, the male is very intuitive and thoughtful. I picture a sickie sweet couple possibly wearing matching outfits, in and outside the bedroom. Come on... I had to say something snarky and it isn't easy to do that with this sign. :)

Leo ~ The Lion July 23 - August 22 You can't miss them. Fire is the element of Leo and their presence is exactly that, hot. They take over a room with that smile and gleam in their eyes. They will make you feel like you are the most important person in the room.  Leo's are intoxicating.   They are encouraging, generous, and ambitious. They are also stubborn, pretentious, and vain. Leo's are social butterflies and love to be the center of attention.  Leo Females are sexually adventurous as well as extremely great in the sack. They love sexy lingerie and will rock your world. Dating a Leo woman? Take a spin class, you'll need it! Leo Males are tend to be the King of the Jungle in the bedroom. No one before them or after them will ever satisfy you the same way. A legend in their own mind. They have fragile egos so if your Leo man is all talk with little delivery, distract him by telling him he has nice hair. 

Today's tarot card is Judgement and it is pulled from a very amazing deck, Deviant Moon. Card #20 in the Major Arcana Keywords:  A change in consciousness Clarity In readings, this card can be a reminder that judgments are necessary; sometimes you  must  decide. At such moments, it is best to consider the matter carefully and then commit yourself without reserve. If you are being judged yourself, learn from the process. Take what is of value, correct what needs correcting, but never lose sight of your worth. Judgment also stands for the feelings that come with salvation. The past and its mistakes are behind you, and you are ready to begin anew. You may even feel a calling - a personal conviction of what you are meant to do. If you are in a low period, in need of hope and absolution, Judgement can show you that renewal is at hand. This card can be very difficult to read because it represents a final decision. The person is at a point in their life to e...

Gemini May 22- June 21 The Twins...The tarot card associated with Gemini is The Lovers. The sun sign. Element is air Geminis are known to be clever, imaginative, and energetic. On the flip side they are also know to be restless, devious, and superficial. Imaginative and devious? Holy hell! Watch out!  A Gemini woman is very demanding in regards to sex and relationships. If she isn't given what she demands, she will move on to the next and the next until she finds one who will fulfill her desires.  A Gemini man tends to be flirty and adventurous. Just because you won his attention does not mean you have won his heart. If you are looking for an amazing fling, a Gemini man is for you. So basically Gemini women are man eaters and Gemini men are players. Proceed with caution in the romance arena. 

Capricorn ~ The Goat December 22 - January 20 This zodiac sign is a sign of stability, calmness, and maturity. Individuals born under this sign are typically not risk takers. They are kind and considerate but will flip out on you in a flash. The tarot for Capricorn is The Devil. Symbol of control and addiction. Okay.... Capricorn Women are traditional in most aspects of their life. Stubborn and rarely can be lead in a different direction. Sexually they are, well lets just say after she sheds that business suit and sensible undies... watch out! It's on like Donkey Kong! Capricorn Men are typically conservative and follow the rules. They tend to be "loners" or have few in their circles. Some have the appearance of being cold and emotionally aloof, but it is more of a defense tactic. They take love seriously and are not usually players or cheaters. In the bedroom they are surprisingly "effective". They "bring it" so to speak. Go Capricorns...

Aries March 21- April 20 Depicted by the ram, a symbol of male fertility, aggression, and courage. Aries is the first zodiac sign and quite a handful. The tarot that represents Aries is The Emperor. Aries is a fire sign. Everything about this sign denotes strength and a lot of stubbornness.  Sexually the Aries woman is adventurous and usually takes the reigns. Let her. Sexually the Aries man is needs it all the time. Seriously. So if you have a "headache" better make it believable or his ego will be shattered. Basically if you are an Aries you are strong willed, a born leader, and take no crap from anyone. The best friend a person can have or the worst enemy. Also you need lots and lots of sex.  You know what I picture? A woman that is bat $h!t crazy and an oversexed frat boy ramming each other.   ha ha ha, see what I did there?

TODAY IS NATIONAL TEMPURA DAY! Some, not very many, but some interesting events happened on this day in history~ 1999- Impeachment of President Clinton 1990- The Leaning Tower of Pisa was closed to the public for the first time in 800 years. Why? Fear of the tower toppling over. 1953- President Harry Truman announced the US had developed a hydrogen bomb. This announcement was included in his final State of the Union Address. 1931- The Committee for Unemployment Relief announced some four to five million people were unemployed.  For those being born today: Zodiac Sign~ Capricorn Chinese Zodiac~ Year of the Snake and a little tarot card of the day for love... January 7, 2014 Daily Love Tarot~ 7 of Cups