A Wicked Life

Sell a car be a star.  That is the mantra for every car salesmen out there. The most vile of the bunch of course are used car salesmen. Unless you have worked in the auto industry and especially for a used car lot, you have no idea just how depraved the mind set can be of these individuals.  They will tell you anything to make a sale. Anything. I truly believe they have sold their soul several times. After all, if anyone can sell one thing over and over, it's a used car guy.  I worked in the industry for a few years in the office. Fortunately I didn't have to be involved with the sales process but I certainly learned a lot. I learned that if you were a cute dancer from the local gentlemen's club you could get a car with little down payment. Dance for the boys in the back and maybe a little more and guess what? You are driving home today! Think I'm kidding? Okay.  Most used car salesmen owe back taxes, spousal support to a couple ex-wives, maybe child...

I was going to do a post on Taurus but as I was looking up info on that Zodiac sign I remembered this little number. Not the best song in the world, in fact it is pretty bad. I had a friend who would sing this song to make me laugh. It worked every time! Here's to you Jeremy!

R- E -S -P- E- C- T Find out what it means to me. I hate that song. Sorry not a big Aretha fan here. Yet it is the song that comes time mind when people talk about respect. Here is what I'm finding out about what respect really means to people. Everyone wants it but no one wants to give it citing "respect is earned.". Okay well if everyone expects respect, how are they earning it? To an extent respect has to be earned. This does not give free reign on being a jerk face to your boss if he doesn't have your respect. He is still your boss. The one that gets paid to make sure you do your job right. He may be the biggest creep in the world. Still your boss. I'm not saying to tolerate hostile working conditions or harassment, just pick your battles. Here is the respect I love people throwing around. I knew this woman, oh my god this woman was easier to make than toast! Anyway, she loves to get on chat/dating sites to "meet and mingle". She will post...

The not so newest craze is taking that quiz and posting your results on Facebook, Twitter, and maybe still Myspace? Is that still around? According to the many quizzes I have taken in desperation of finding out my true identity, I have uncovered some exciting things I never knew about myself. I'm ~ Fleetwood Mac A Rose Wine Chelsea Handler or Tina Fey (I forget exactly which one) A Dragon Dating a burn out from a John Hughes Movie Red Living in the wrong town Not as much of an asshole as I thought. Kind of a music snob Whoa! How did I ever get through life up to this point not knowing all this valuable information? Thank the gods for Buzzfeed ! All sarcasm aside, I like many others, enjoy taking these quizzes and at times get irritated with the results because it isn't a true reflection of myself. Seriously, a burn out for a boyfriend? Pahleeze I do have friends that get "cool" results and post them in efforts to reinforce their coolness from hi...

Scorpio ~ The Scorpion October 24 ~ November 22 The tarot card associated with Scorpio is the Death card. No need for fret. The Death card is not as bad as it may seem. Scorpios are the most sexual of the Zodiac signs. It is a geeky rumor that most serial killers and sociopaths are Scorpios. I know a few and although I'm sure they are capable of slicing and dicing, they are really kind and generous individuals. Just don't piss them off. Scorpio Female ~ Hell hath no fury than a Scorpio woman scorned. Fortunately she is rarely scorned. Play her like a game and she will leave you like a joke. In the meantime she will set your sheets on fire. Figuratively or literally, your choice. Scorpio Male ~ Love sex! They are adventurous and will try anything once. They are also jealous. So... make sure if you are dating a Scorpio do not even think about looking at anything or anyone other than them.

Pisces ~ The Fish February 19 - March 20 The element for Pisces is water. The tarot card associated with Pisces is The Moon Female Pisces are laid back and give the illusion that they will tolerate anything. Don't take a Piscean woman for granted. You may think she has no boundaries but she will only put up with so much before she blows up. Piscean women are devoted friends and lovers. One of the more sincere of the Zodiacs. There is more to them than meets the eye and they are prone to trailing off in thought. Male Pisces are very romantic and tend to be on the shy side. This shyness is sometimes confused with lack of back bone but the Piscean male has plenty of that and more. Like the Female Pisces, the male is very intuitive and thoughtful. I picture a sickie sweet couple possibly wearing matching outfits, in and outside the bedroom. Come on... I had to say something snarky and it isn't easy to do that with this sign. :)

It's no secret that I love the ocean. Everything about it. The sound of the waves crashing against the shore.  My toes in the sand. The early morning sea breeze. This isn't me and it's doubtful she is even near the ocean. I like the picture. Pure bliss. I am very excited to be going to Long Beach at the end of this month. It may be for only a couple of days and for business, I may not even be able to put my feet in sand.. but I will be just as happy. I have even dedicated a couple of boards on my Pinterest to the wonderful ocean and ocean life. Redondo Beach Cliff House Beach in San Francisco The ocean. It makes me smile. :)